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[raybear]

Confession: I kinda like Mike Huckabee. I mean, not in a way that I want him president, but I would love to go to karaoke with him, he would crack me up all night and would sing really gay duets with me all in a very good-natured way. Then at the end of the night, instead of a kiss he'd tell me he'd pray for me.

Anyway, so I'm listening to the RNC on the radio at work, and I'm coming and going doing some tasks in the copy room and I thought Mike was about to talk and I came in and listened and was really bothered by how bullshitty Republican he sounded. Like, it was extra ridiculous. Saying that the Supreme Court was liberal because they gave Guantanamo Bay prisoner's consitutional rights, etc. I was so crushed. And then he ended and the announcer said "that was Mitt Romney." Oops. That it explains it.

Ok, now my goofball christian boyfriend is talking.

ETA: Omg, right after I hit post, he made a bad joke involving madonna and costume changes. So gay.

ETA2: When we're hanging out, I would try to get him to say "Europeans" all the time and everytime buy him another whiskey.

Also, will someone please stop the Republicans from saying they are the party of Lincoln? Um, no you're not. It all got switched around in the 20th century, you aren't the same party.

ETA3: That story he told about desks being earned? I totally read that in a chain e-mail forward a few years ago.

Comments

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

I feel you on Huckabee. I want to go on the ferris wheel with him, and make him buy me cotton candy. Then at the end of the night, instead of a kiss he'd tell me he'd pray for me. Exactly.

You've been a real refuge for me, very level-headed about the whole political panorama. Thanks.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I bet Huckabee is a good hugger.

I think part of the problem with politics right now is that its a "hot topic" so suddenly everyone has thoughts and opinions and ideas and motivation, and that's cool and great and we need more enthusiasm and involvement, but it also feels....a tiny bit like the fifteen year old boy discovering Led Zeppelin and telling everyone about it like he's the first.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

a tiny bit like the fifteen year old boy discovering Led Zeppelin and telling everyone about it like he's the first.

Yeah, quite a bit like that. (Plus with the size of my friendslist, it's like a horde of said fifteen year-olds.)