Warning, sensitive vegetarians/vegans may not want to watch.

[raybear]

I've told this story to a few people, but here's the documentation.

Last Wednesday night, dommeyourass was prepping the bird for the brine and was handing me everything from the cavity of the bird, because I was going to make a broth, and then.....a special surprise came out. I made her re-enact it for the camera, to share my astoundment.

Now, I have no problem with dealing with the whole bird, with embracing all the animal aspects of eating meat, because hey, that's what we're doing (maybe its all those nature documentaries). But who thought it was a good idea to shove that up in there? That's uncomfortable.

We cooked it under the bird in the roasting pan and sadomillerchism ate it and lived to tell about it.

Comments

[tracijean.livejournal.com]

ahh ha ha ha hahahhaa.

[ohx4.livejournal.com]

She should become a midwife. Bravo!

[freakysparks.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha. Someone was inspired by a Tofurkey?

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

I like the background music.
I think that means that your turkey enjoyed fisting... or thigh-ing, as the case may be. Which makes me think of wristing which is a whole other story.

[katemosey.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! So there was an extra leg shoved up in the turkey??

Where did it come from??

ACK!!