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raybearDear Mom and Dad,
That's what you'd be reading right now, if you had bothered to write back to my e-mail.
Sincerely,
fcking Raymond.
Dear GCI,
nsync IS NOT FCKING R&B OR HIP HOP!!!!
Thank you.
faithful listener.
Dear Dr. Dre,
Why are you a faker? Suge Knight has helped me see the light. I'm going to sign with Death Row now.
Signed,
delusional white boy
Dear IT person at headquarters,
You are not Jimmy Fallon or any other variation of "your company's computer guy". Quit it.
Signed,
the real Jimmy Fallon
Dear Time (not the magazine),
Ok, I get it. You can quit fcking with me now.
Thanks,
Raymond
That's what you'd be reading right now, if you had bothered to write back to my e-mail.
Sincerely,
fcking Raymond.
Dear GCI,
nsync IS NOT FCKING R&B OR HIP HOP!!!!
Thank you.
faithful listener.
Dear Dr. Dre,
Why are you a faker? Suge Knight has helped me see the light. I'm going to sign with Death Row now.
Signed,
delusional white boy
Dear IT person at headquarters,
You are not Jimmy Fallon or any other variation of "your company's computer guy". Quit it.
Signed,
the real Jimmy Fallon
Dear Time (not the magazine),
Ok, I get it. You can quit fcking with me now.
Thanks,
Raymond
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Date: 2001-11-16 09:59 am (UTC)Dear Trixie,
Thank you for your recent correspondence regarding blankity-blank. We here at blank are very concerned about the situation and wish you the best of luck. However, due to blank blankity blank, we will not be able to help you at this time.
How many times must we tell you? Don't get caught in the shower.
Sincerely,
Victor Secret
P.S. Please forward future correspondence to my home address as I am LEAVING WORK RIGHT NOW!!!!