"I'm coming home to Atlanta for the holidays!"

[raybear]

Dear Mom and Dad,
That's what you'd be reading right now, if you had bothered to write back to my e-mail.
Sincerely,
fcking Raymond.


Dear GCI,
nsync IS NOT FCKING R&B OR HIP HOP!!!!
Thank you.
faithful listener.


Dear Dr. Dre,
Why are you a faker? Suge Knight has helped me see the light. I'm going to sign with Death Row now.
Signed,
delusional white boy


Dear IT person at headquarters,
You are not Jimmy Fallon or any other variation of "your company's computer guy". Quit it.
Signed,
the real Jimmy Fallon


Dear Time (not the magazine),
Ok, I get it. You can quit fcking with me now.
Thanks,
Raymond

Comments

[limenal.livejournal.com]

yes, yes it does. thank you.

Re:

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Why don't you have aim? I'm much funnier in real time.