play. my. shit.

[raybear]

I left the apartment at 8:40 a.m., with MelRo in bed wrapped up in the down comforter, and Joe & Vinnie snuggled up under blankets on the futon in my living room.

I hate them all.

Or I at least have severe bed envy. I feel like absolute hell today. I slept horribly and was possibly feverish in the night. Today my lymph nodes are swollen. But am I in bed? No. Because a brief is due today. So I had to come in. So far I've fixed the service certificate, drafted the motion for leave to file, and now I'm about to start the table of authorities. In between I'm drinking alka-seltzer and emergencees. And probably have been gruff with my Wolf-Crying Coworker. Though to my credit, I did warn both her and Alternatively Paced CoWorker of my condition early on.

But in other news, it is fabulous to finally meet the famous Joe and Vinnie, and they may be staying another night before continuing on to Philadelphia. Last night we chatted some, but they didn't arrive until after 11:30 pm, and we were all a bit tired and loopy. I also realized last night the the ratio of tranny boys to non-tranny boys who have slept on my futon is about 1 to 1. Joe suggested with all the bed space in our apartment, we could have a tranny boy halfway house. Maybe then I could get government funding.....but not bloody likely.

Why is my immune system suddenly so crappy?? Maybe I should start taking echinacea every day, even when not sick.

Comments

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

OOOOH! Can I meet them? If I bring you tea? :-D

Wow. I feel like I'm talking about puppies.

Don't ask me why. I don't know. I'm sorry you're feeling crappy.

Sarah

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I left them your home number(s), and they were going to call you today. I wasn't sure if you were working -- if you are, you should call the house. I'm still not sure what they're exact plans are today!

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[masscooper.livejournal.com]

I am working, plus I don't have an answering machine.

Bah! I shall try to call.

Sarah

[genderfucker.livejournal.com]

How about I move in and then it can be a Tranny boarding house?
Sound like a plan?
I miss you so much man. I am so sorry that work has been utterly sucky. I am starting to think I am being taken advantage of at this place. Ugh. I dont know. How does one ever know their self worth?
I miss you boy.
Love
Alex

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

i think maybe i should sleep on your futon. and riley. probably not at the same time, though. erm... wait. that would make your ratio 1:1 again... damn.

hey, i would be even more impressed if the number of people total that have slept on your futon is very high. that way the 1:1 ratio would have to include large numbers of trannies.

my friend chelsea once said to me "jesus, i think you know every tranny boy on the face of the earth!". i said "far from it, but i know where to find them." on ray's futon, apparently.

[genderfucker.livejournal.com]

i think we should ALL sleep on the futon that would be hellah hott!!!

[freakysparks.livejournal.com]

Can I bring some boxes?

[limenal.livejournal.com]

of course you can, little puppy!

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[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

yay! boy on boy action!

[raybear.livejournal.com]

the numbers aren't super high. let's do a little count.

people who have slept on my futon:

me
Alex
Riley
Joe
Vinnie
Sar/Ry (though we could split this vote ;)
Da Man (not trannyboy)
MelRo's Quaker Teacher Friend (not trannyboy)
MelRo's Cousin (not trannyboy)
MelRo's Cousin's Girlfriend (not trannyboy)

I think that's it. So the ratio currently stands at 5.5 to 4.5.

or something.

[genderfucker.livejournal.com]

can Amy sleep on top of me on the futon? then that won't really count as a girl sleeping in the futon cause it would be me, a trannyboy, having a girl sleep on top of him on the futon. How would we factor that in?

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[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

i think your categories are too constricting if you're being forced to split someone. *laugh*