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[raybear]

I have a phone line! And gas! And it's 11 am and I should get dressed and go to work but instead I'm still in my boxers and on the computer. I was just so excited by the phone and couldn't decide who I should call first and decided my first dialling should be done with the modem so I can announce to the world my happiness.

Also, the gas guy was totally my scary racist uncle. But also had this strange self-esteem problem. He brought up the fact that the neighborhood was gentrifying, and "I for one am glad to see it." At this point I said "are we done down here?" Unfortunately we weren't, and he continued on for a few more minutes, despite my attempts to gently disagree then change the subject. Then when he left, the following exchange occured.

"Looks like you're all set."
"Okaay, great."
"Let me double check this furnace....yep, it's electronic ignition so I don't need to light it."
"Good, good to know."
"Not that you'd want me firing it up for you today!"
"No, you're right."
"Yep, it's electronic ignition....looks like it's been installed well."
"Cool, good to know."
Pause.
"Well, I'll get out of your face now."
"Thanks for your help."
"I'll be leaving now."
"Alright, well thanks and have a good day."
"Okay, you're all set."
Then as I'm shutting the door behind him: "Byyyyyye!"

I couldn't flip that deadbolt fast enough.

Also, when I asked him how long it was take the boiler to heat up he said "oh, about two or three days." I tried to remain calm. "Oh. Okay." He starts snickering. "Try two to three hours!" Don't joke about a man's ability to take a hot shower.

I will be leaving soon and NOT watching the "Move Your Feet" video on heavy rotation.

Welcome back dommeyourass!!

Comments

[sean7232.livejournal.com]

my racist uncles don't even know the word gentrifying exists...

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I think the word gentrifying is really big here in Chicago. Along with the concept. Seems like I see it all the time in newspaper articles and whatnot, more than any other city.

My 'favorite' part was when he said, "I hate to say it, but I'm NOT a liberal." Obviously he didn't hate to say it that much.

[gotmce99.livejournal.com]

Gentrification never hit home to me until D.C. - and in the last four years, I've definitely seen it happening.

Of course, if you ask me which neighborhoods I'd like to live in, you'll quickly see that I'm part of the problem!

sigh

mm

[raybear.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, me too!! i'm totally whitey moving in with a second wave of gentrifiers. it's hard when you're caught in that space of being better off than many, but still unable to afford where the yuppies live. not that i even want to live with the yuppies anymore...

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

So true that! I'm having all of these internal snarky moments of thinking.. aw hell...I've just assisted and enabled gentrification because I'm not exactly poor, but I can't exactly live in Lakeview or Lincoln Park because I'm not a yuppie nor rich..so I move where it's affordable..and actually I feel more comfortable in neighborhoods like ours than I do in neighborhoods like where we each used to live.

[sean7232.livejournal.com]

sounds like my lovely proud Republican landlord with the W poster that sits perched above my bike in the garage