Why doesn't my brain store important information?

[raybear]

Me: Damn, I want some cookies like a mofo.

Next-Door Coworker: Oh, I'm sorry. I just ate my last fig newton. I would have given you one.

Me: That's not a cookie. (beat) That's fruit and cake.

Last week I was quoting instant coffee commericals in other people's journals. Sometimes I amaze/scare myself. Though at least I made NDC laugh.

Comments

[thirdreel.livejournal.com]

And you made me laugh, too. Damn, the things I thought I'd banished from my mental filing system...

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

You're fun and super..

You'll be happy to know that Schiff's Vegetarian Multiples (vitamins) that you get at Whole Foods smell just like a Fig Newton.. whodathunkit?

[thebrownhornet.livejournal.com]

Cleo... Stop. Smoking. Weed.

[wearemany.livejournal.com]

hey, i miss you. call me sometime this week?