Can you hear me now?

[raybear]

The whole point of instant gratification is that it's instantaneous. Hence the name. So I go next door and buy a new cell phone, but it's yet to be activated because the system is down. In the meantime, I've just been reading about my phone's features online. Unfortunately I still can't download ringtones -- what's up with that? I had big plans involving 50 Cent's "What Up Gangsta" and "In Da Club" and Biggie's "One More Chance". I can, however, record sounds to use as a ring. I expect hilarity to ensue. Or at the very least, public embarassment.

EDIT: Holyfckingjesusjoseph&mary. My phone came pre-programmed with a ringtone version of that song "your body is a wonderland." Words can't express how horrified this makes me.

Comments

[thebrownhornet.livejournal.com]

I must be here for a real reason.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

He got shot in the jaw!!!

[writeli.livejournal.com]

heeheehee my sister has the sound of a neighbor's 64 year old jamaican mom trying to sing 50 cent's "Many Men" as a ring. It's hilarious!

"many men, many many many many men, la la la laaaaa laaaaa..."

menudo!!

[raybear.livejournal.com]

your userpic is out of control. in the best way possible.

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

EDIT: Holyfckingjesusjoseph&mary. My phone came pre-programmed with a ringtone version of that song "your body is a wonderland." Words can't express how horrified this makes me.

John Mayer is part of a government plot to make us all drooling chicken-soup for the soul enthusiasts.