raybear | Can you hear me now?

The whole point of instant gratification is that it's instantaneous. Hence the name. So I go next door and buy a new cell phone, but it's yet to be activated because the system is down. In the meantime, I've just been reading about my phone's features online. Unfortunately I still can't download ringtones -- what's up with that? I had big plans involving 50 Cent's "What Up Gangsta" and "In Da Club" and Biggie's "One More Chance". I can, however, record sounds to use as a ring. I expect hilarity to ensue. Or at the very least, public embarassment.

EDIT: Holyfckingjesusjoseph&mary. My phone came pre-programmed with a ringtone version of that song "your body is a wonderland." Words can't express how horrified this makes me.