Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

[raybear]

I'm not a big meme person, but gloeden tagged me and sometimes I can fall prey.

Essentially it's five clebrities I would like to know in the biblical sense. With pictures.



5. John Corbett.


I know, it's cliche. Every straight woman's dream, the sensitive rugged marlboro man that people have loved since he played the philosophizing DJ in Northern Exposure then went on to have his heart broken twice by Carrie Bradshaw.

But c'mon, he's sexy. He's been my fantasy husband from back when I WAS a straight woman and sure, I think he's some born-again christian guy making country music now, but I'd still make him my gay husband.

4. Javier Bardem




A new celebrity crush, after seeing several of his movies the past year. We just saw Between Your Legs which had kind of a fcked up ending, but I still loved it. And he played a sex addict. Rawr.

3. Mr. Marcus



Are pornstars celebrities? In our house they are. I couldn't find a good pic of just him that wasn't x-rated. Surprise. And yeah, he's not even a gay porn star, but whatever.

2. Ben Watt



He's spindly and awkward and rarey smiles. But he's hairy. And a crazy talented DJ and producer with an intensity and talent makes me hot too.

1. Julianne Moore



These days I'm almost completely about men....not even boys, but big, filled-out, grown-up, usually hairy men. Except my wife will always have the number one spot in my heart.


This celebrity meme is psychologically revealing of my actual sex/romantic life, now that I'm done with it.

I think I'm supposed to tag somebody to pass along the meme, but I'll leave it up to you to participate if you so desire.

Comments

[gloeden.livejournal.com]

I was so gonna pick Bardem, but I got overloaded with the cacausoid love on mine.
And Ben Watt!
Good, good choices darlin'.

[little-octagon.livejournal.com]

Your. Icon. Rules.

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

Here are mine in no particular order:

Gillian Anderson. Hot damn, and imagine my surprise when I found out she went to DePaul.

John C. Reilly. See above. I promise I'm not all about the school spirit.

Trent Reznor. I mean, come on, how can you not?

Dita Von Teese. See Trent. ;)

Kevin James. I can't explain it, but he's just so damn cute.

Bonus: Either Julianne Moore or John Corbett. Damn.

[lakenaiad.livejournal.com]

A pornstar that hot who does het stuff??! What's the industry coming to?

Javier Bardem... mmm... you've seen Before Night Falls and Live Flesh, I presume. Holy fuck the hotness.

There's this new up-and-coming Mexican star named Luis Fernando Pena who's a dead ringer for an adolescent Bardem.

[tommie-angel.livejournal.com]

Wow..that meme was so interesting that I posted in my journal as well. Thanks for giving me another way to wile away an evening.

john corbett

[bowdownza.livejournal.com]

I hate to admit it but yeah he is sexy but has no lips!!!! I hate it when a guy has not lips and I find him sexy anyway. When I was living in LA a porn industry friend of mine told me that he gave JC a BJ in the back room of a bar. This story is completely unfounded and he is a totally unreliable source.

Re: john corbett

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

and no hair.

Re: john corbett

[mintwaster.livejournal.com]

And when he does have hair, it's all scraggly and ugly.

I hated the character he played on SATC.

Re: john corbett

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

He did an awful lot of WHINING.

Re: john corbett

[raybear.livejournal.com]

yeah, his role in satc actually almost ended my longstanding crush on him.

Re: john corbett

[raybear.livejournal.com]

i have the no lips problem too! as in, i'm hung up on other people without lips and i fear for the future of my own lips. i have lips now, but i swear they've gotten smaller, and i look at my father who has no lips and worry. where do they go? is it related to weight loss?

and i will take that story and spread it as gospel truth to the ends of the earth.