raybear | Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

I'm not a big meme person, but

gloeden tagged me and sometimes I can fall prey.

Essentially it's five clebrities I would like to know in the biblical sense. With pictures.

5. John Corbett.

I know, it's cliche. Every straight woman's dream, the sensitive rugged marlboro man that people have loved since he played the philosophizing DJ in Northern Exposure then went on to have his heart broken twice by Carrie Bradshaw.

But c'mon, he's sexy. He's been my fantasy husband from back when I WAS a straight woman and sure, I think he's some born-again christian guy making country music now, but I'd still make him my gay husband.

4. Javier Bardem

A new celebrity crush, after seeing several of his movies the past year. We just saw Between Your Legs which had kind of a fcked up ending, but I still loved it. And he played a sex addict. Rawr.

3. Mr. Marcus

Are pornstars celebrities? In our house they are. I couldn't find a good pic of just him that wasn't x-rated. Surprise. And yeah, he's not even a gay porn star, but whatever.

2. Ben Watt

He's spindly and awkward and rarey smiles. But he's hairy. And a crazy talented DJ and producer with an intensity and talent makes me hot too.

1. Julianne Moore

These days I'm almost completely about men....not even boys, but big, filled-out, grown-up, usually hairy men. Except my wife will always have the number one spot in my heart.

This celebrity meme is psychologically revealing of my actual sex/romantic life, now that I'm done with it.

I think I'm supposed to tag somebody to pass along the meme, but I'll leave it up to you to participate if you so desire.