You need a pair in your closet.

[raybear]

I admit it, sometimes when I check my hotmail, I get sucked into some MSN article based on the headline next to my inbox. Today it was The Five Shoes Every Man Must Own and their answer is: black oxfords, brown wingtips, loafers, classic bucks, and converse sneakers. If that were the shoes in my closet I would cry. Except maybe not, because if those were the shoes in my closet (and at the prices they suggest) I would be a rich white mtherfcker on the way to my yacht.

Comments

[thedemonnemo.livejournal.com]

$775 for WINGTIPS??!!!! The Cadilac of wingtips id the Florisheim Kenmoore (IMO) and those bitches only run $225.
WTF are those $800 shoes made out of, babies?
Also ixnay on the ofers-lay, especially with tassels.