Click me!!

[raybear]

I'm famous.

This is better than my letter to JR Jones in the Reader telling him he's a moron.

Comments

[cocolola.livejournal.com]

aw, raymond!!!!!!!! what fun! and i loved your back and forth with stupid stupid bryan.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

it made a slow night at work much more more entertaining. also, i felt so young again, getting into an argument on the internets!!

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

Ooh, did you get all shaky and then frantically search for someone in the meat world who might understand your plight? I swear whenever I've mentioned anything internets related to a meat space friend they give me the same look people give if you've farted in an elevator.

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

"It's not about learning," Raymond says. "It's about breaking her spirit."

BEST COMEBACK EVER.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I learned it by watching you.

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

*inhales*

"Whatchoo takin 'bout, RayRay?"

Greetings, diligent writer, and radical thinker,

[sorting-laundry.livejournal.com]

Nice. Can I get your autograph?

-k

Re: Greetings, diligent writer, and radical thinker,

[sorting-laundry.livejournal.com]

oh, and by the way,

"I await word."

Re: Greetings, diligent writer, and radical thinker,

[raybear.livejournal.com]

i JUST dictated a tape for him and he said it and i started snickering.

also, this is in response to a different comment that i keep meaning to go back to, but might as well just put it here -- your mention of us both having male nicknames reminded me that i made letter-shaped pillows in home ec class in the 8th grade that spelled out JIM.

i wonder if my mom came across those when they moved and thought, 'this explains a lot.'

or maybe not.

Re: Greetings, diligent writer, and radical thinker,

[sorting-laundry.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if you were ever going to get back to me on that comment. I was beginning to think I somehow offended you; and you were purposefully ignoring me. I guess I can stop being paranoid now. :P

So, your parents finally moved? About d@mn time.

You took home ec? I never knew that about you. Or perhaps I did, and chose to block that memory out.

-k

Re: Greetings, diligent writer, and radical thinker,

[raybear.livejournal.com]

No, no, not offended at all! Its still sitting in my inbox and at the time I read it, I didn't have time to give a real response, and then of course, I kept forgetting about it, except at moments when I was nowhere near a computer.

My parents moved up to Lawrenceville (I think?) about three years ago. No, wait. Five years ago? Damn. I kinda don't remember.

I took Home Ec in the 8th grade. One quarter was cooking, one quarter was sewing, and one quarter was 'life skills' where you learned to balance a checkbook and make a budget and maintain hygiene. I also sewed a pair of shorts, but considered sewing myself a pair of "Hammer pants". Not ironically.

Re: Greetings, diligent writer, and radical thinker,

[sorting-laundry.livejournal.com]

I could SO see the 8th grade you in a pair of Hammer pants.

Ha, ha.

Re: Greetings, diligent writer, and radical thinker,

[raybear.livejournal.com]

of course. the timing is perfect, as i was rehearsing for a fake television interview just this morning while eating breakfast.

[anjibobanji.livejournal.com]

You are so fabulous!

[raybear.livejournal.com]

xoxoxoxoxox

[penpusher.livejournal.com]

Haha! We desperately need your sanity to help us through an otherwise insane time in history!

Thanks for saving me the trouble of writing a thinkpost!

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

1. Your bit on Paris is awesome
2. I was crying on the inside when I read your back and forth with Mr. Don't Go There on the Out thread. Tears of joy and rage. Very excellently and hilariously put.

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

It's good to see you getting the recognition you deserve. Brings a tear to my eye, melts my cold cold heart. "Diligent writer and radical thinker" is almost a good as "suave and sophisticated," or whatever it was exactly that my coworker DA called you.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I need to collect all these adjectives for my new business card.

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

you may want to consider a video resume.

[louche.livejournal.com]

ray! why didn't you tell us about that amazing argument with bryan!? you are so well-spoken(written). your argument is flawless and i loved reading it!

also, yes, famous! via paris hilton. i love it.

[saltjam.livejournal.com]

ahhh excellent!