"I'm coming home to Atlanta for the holidays!"

[raybear]

Dear Mom and Dad,
That's what you'd be reading right now, if you had bothered to write back to my e-mail.
Sincerely,
fcking Raymond.


Dear GCI,
nsync IS NOT FCKING R&B OR HIP HOP!!!!
Thank you.
faithful listener.


Dear Dr. Dre,
Why are you a faker? Suge Knight has helped me see the light. I'm going to sign with Death Row now.
Signed,
delusional white boy


Dear IT person at headquarters,
You are not Jimmy Fallon or any other variation of "your company's computer guy". Quit it.
Signed,
the real Jimmy Fallon


Dear Time (not the magazine),
Ok, I get it. You can quit fcking with me now.
Thanks,
Raymond

Comments

[limenal.livejournal.com]

Is there ANYONE'S girlfriend you wouldn't like to be sleeping with? :) <------ gay

Re:

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Yes. I could make you a list, but it'd be rather cumbersome.. would you like a few examples?

I want nothing to do with George W's girlfriend, I'm not interested in any of my brother's girls, and I'm not currently after the girlfriends of any of my nuclear family, nor my extended family with the exception of my step third cousin for the brief period of time that he was dating Brett, who is very cute and also one of my best friends. I'm also not interested in Riley's girlfriend, Maria's girlfriend, Jamie's girlfriend (who is Maria) or Sarah's girlfriend, Dani...

As a general rule, I'm not interested in anyone who I could have, and I'm definitely not interested in the partners of the people I work with nor any of my professors...

Does that answer your question?

[limenal.livejournal.com]

yes, yes it does. thank you.

Re:

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Why don't you have aim? I'm much funnier in real time.

[brucebanner.livejournal.com]

ooher, but *I* on the other hand, am interested in ALL those girlfriends, and then some. As a fair trade off, you can have my extended family's/family's/coworkers'/siblings'/bestfriends' girlfriends. It's like wife swapping, only much more stalker like.

a stalker is just a friend you haven't met yet,
Joe